Wednesday

The Finger

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That's the finger you get when someone's giving you "the business."

That's the finger you get when you tell someone that it's time to go up to the room because there is a giant storm moving in and you don't want to get hit by lightning what with being the tallest things on the beach and all.

That's the finger you get when you ask someone to find their other shoe so we could proceed to shelter.

That's the finger you get when you tell someone not to do something and it offends him deeply.

That's the finger you get if you are an inanimate object and someone crawls underneath you to get something he dropped but he slams his tiny head on you by accident.

That's the finger you get when it's bedtime and someone does not feel like doing bedtime. At all.

That's the finger you get when you tell someone they've had enough fudge for the night.

That's the finger you get when you're getting the wrath of a two-year-old.
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