Memo to Stretchmarks

To: Stretchmarks
From: Christie O.
Re: Status

I am writing to inquire about the status of your departure. Please note that my younger child is now more than five months old. While I welcome your presence as a sign of change during the process of pregnancy, I feel that it is time that we part and go our separate ways. I thank you for your time and service and wish you well in your future endeavors.



  1. If you get an answer to that memo, let me know. My last baby is 1.5 years (please don't be discouraged by that-I'm sure yours will leave soon!)

  2. Oh my, don't even bring up stretch marks around me - I got them while pregnant and STILL have them. And I've tried everything.

    I wish you success!


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