To: Stretchmarks
From: Christie O.
Re: Status
I am writing to inquire about the status of your departure. Please note that my younger child is now more than five months old. While I welcome your presence as a sign of change during the process of pregnancy, I feel that it is time that we part and go our separate ways. I thank you for your time and service and wish you well in your future endeavors.
Thursday
Memo to Stretchmarks
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If you get an answer to that memo, let me know. My last baby is 1.5 years (please don't be discouraged by that-I'm sure yours will leave soon!)
ReplyDeleteOh my, don't even bring up stretch marks around me - I got them while pregnant and STILL have them. And I've tried everything.
ReplyDeleteI wish you success!