I got back from my swim and noticed a big white section in the back of my bathing suit when I turned around.
My bathing suit's black.
That big white patch was my butt. (The spandex has stretched and is disappearing before my eyes.)
I need a new bathing suit.
Carry on.
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Oh.My.Goodness! What happened...zipper, tear? Bike issues and now a swimwear malfunction...only you would have these stories to share. I hope this is the last of them for a while. ;-)
ReplyDeleteRock on with your threadbare ass!
ReplyDeleteBut I bet your white ass is looking great these days! ;p
ReplyDeleteyikes! shopping time!!! :)
ReplyDeleteI can't tell you how hard this made me laugh! Maybe you've been rocking that suit for a little too long!
ReplyDeleteSeriously. You could write a book.
ReplyDeleteWhat a lovely sight!
ReplyDeleteHeehee. Oh my goodness. Have fun shopping for a new suit!
ReplyDeleteOh, that made me laugh! (But with empathy, since I could envision something like that happening to me, too.) Guess you really are IronGirl, swimming holes into your suit!
ReplyDeleteMoon Over Miami.... Oh, but you don't actually live in Miami do you? ;) Too funny. You need an Iron Suit.
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