No slip. No slide.

I made a mistake today.

Just so you know, the slip and slide -- you know, the long-rubbery-slippery-child-runway that you put down on your lawn and sprinkle water all over so that when you go running from really far away and dive head-first onto it you slide all the way to the end -- the one you played for hours on when you were a kid until you were all pruned up?

Yeah. It's not made for adults.

Maybe the 5K made me feel invincible and kidlike. I was going to be the "cool mom" today. Look kids! (This is me showing a 4, 3, and 2 year old...) This is how it's done! You run from back here and you just .....

Ouch.

No slipping. No sliding. Just falling like a ton of bricks, smashing my guts.

I must have missed the note on the box: not made for adults over 30.

Just so you know.

No slip. No slide.

https://babytealeaves.blogspot.com/2008/06/no-slip-no-slide.html