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Monday

The White Bat Miracle

Hello, three for three, how are you?

I haven't seen you, Mr. Three-for-three, since oh, before Christmas. (Where you been??)

Turns out I'm making friends with a white bat this season. I've always been put off by white bats. I don't know why. It's kind of a weird thing I have. But I figured I was in such a slump I might as well give 'er a whirl anyway. Certainly couldn't hurt.

And woot! A hit! Thank you, white bat, thank you. But this must be a farce. You can't possibly be this great.

Another hit.

Wow! Hey, we're on a roll here, white bat, you're pretty cool. Very impressive. I'm liking you, I think, very much.

What? Another hit, you say? Three????? (In one game???) My batting average thanks you very much.

Wish we'd have met sooner.
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